I am not okay.

that-jolly-tardis-sound:

twinkle twinkle little star,

how i wonder what you are

it’s a flaming ball of gas,

learn some science you dumbass

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katnissandhermione:

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

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march-tember-one-teenth asked: I love you! name 2 things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first 10 people on your dash or in a tag you follow. If you already got it, do it again. #TeamSelfEsteem

I love you too!! 

I quite like my hair color

and I like that I can manage to remind myself of the wonderful things when I begin to feel like shit

i’m annoying like 75% of the time and during the other 25% i’m asleep

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gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

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pecul1ar:

anonymous-deactivated:

why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting

I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place

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francesfarmerr:

this is scary. i would shit bricks and cry in a corner if my dog did this shit.

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